OK I'm going to be honest here *sigh* this game really gets on my nerves cause it's A BUNCH OF BALONEY so you start out as Lucas and your walking around you find your brother tackling a freaking dinosaur, Hey Claus!! you ever hear of physics no ok. Anyways after that you become Flint and you rescue everyone from a fire then you go searching for your wife but you soon find out she is dead then you go on a rampage and hit everyone you just rescued with a TREE!!
I mean come on really then after that you are a thief named Duster your old man Wess doesn't really like you he calls you a moron all the time then you go in this castle and kill some ghosts find this vase and a shiny pendant and you bring it back to Wess and he calls you a moron and smashes the vase then asks you where did you get that pendant and you tell him from the castle then you go up to where you got the vase and he does this twerking kind of dance and the door opens and you find the princess free her from a trap find a hummingbird egg that holds all of the worlds secrets then you fight a snake after that you wake up on a beach but Duster is missing then that chapter is over here is where it really gets interesting you are a FREAKING MONKEY isn't that cool.
After you are free as the monkey you go with the princess and Wess goes home and so does Lucas and that is the end of that chapter after 2 mins for you it is 3 years for Lucas what a crybaby. ha ha
but after that Lucas is a teenager and thinks he is cool but he is not and later in the game you get a part time job and find Duster playing bass in a band and he has an Afro awesome then he goes with you on an adventure and then the adventure really begins...................................EVEN THOUGH IT IS A BUNCH OF BULL-CRAP.
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